Fuck Facebook

yes i said it fuck facebook. i'll scream it from the rooftops if i have to, FUCK FACEBOOK!!!!(yes all those ! points are vaild so take that grammar whores)now you are all proably wondering but andrea face book is so awesome how could you hate it with such a passion. the fact that you even have the balls to ask me why i could hate it means you have been taken under it's fucking spell.

listen facebook is not a fucking godsend, it is not the next best thing since sliced bread( and you all know how i feel about that phrase). facebook is not cool . messaging friends on facebook is not COOL. doing anyhting facebook realted wheter it be poking or whatever you fuckers call it on there is NOT COOL. like relastically do you even really wanna keep in touch with everyone you went to highschool with hell do you even still wanna talk to your old emlemntary school friends. facebook is not offering you the wrold to meet just more like offering you old past aquatinces a chance to chtch up and hello hello discover you are not into the same things anymore. yes thats right when we were all into pokemon and whatever else i did back in 1990 is not what i'm into anymore woop dee fucking doo hurray for me finding that out. wow i feel like a gaint weight of the world has been lifted.

now i bet all you facebook witnesses are all bitching at me right now " but andrea facebook is so awesome , how dare you scron it's vern name with your slander." well fuck you , i have nothing wrong with the idea of people talking and getting together but stop fucking promoting it it is not awesome it is not better then all the porn on the interent combined it's what old fag kids who i used to pick on in elemnatry school and highschool use to try to pick up chicks , meet other fag kids to i dont know talk about how they used to make fun of a grade 6 teacher they used to have " like haha remebr how we used to call her miss fuck this shit she sucks hard core" haha o yeah i rember all that . or even this conversation might occur" remebr when i drew her with a big nose and a witch's hat? yeah that was so cool" here's how i read that last comment" remebr how i had no sense of comedy or even a sense of humour and thought drawing teachers funny is still cool even today aren't i hilarious" oh and i think i'm kinda gay who knew"

there now that i am showing you the idiocy of facebook i leave you with this note of pure fucking genoeius "FUCK FACEBOOK"

Back from the Dead, With a Vengence

Yeah that's right, I said it, what?
I will give anybody here a dollar that can actually remember who the hell I am, but to be specific though, for every supposed dollar I give, I punch an adorable kitten in the stomach. After that I'll sit in a room masturbating to my own self-rightousness. I live an amazing life.

Now to be honest, I'll be amazingly impressed if anybody here is still here. Despite that fact I'm here one must ask, but is he really here? And follow that with another bong hit.

Now to all the people wondering where I've been, and by that I mean to all the readers we don't have, I've been busy. I've been in Malaysia fighting for a cure for women's rights while at the same time beating off ravenous blood-sucking mountain goats with a stick. You figure out exactly what I mean by beating them off. Through my travels I've discovered one thing, poofaces are pooheads. This is the incredible wealth of knowledge I brought back to you plebians, its kinda like I'm the friggen Buddha or something. Maybe with my help I can help you reach Kurt Cobain (Awful Joke).
The other interesting tidbit of information is that did you know that Malaysia was a place? Cause I didn't. I just kinda ended up there after a long night at the bar, which I know believe was the Bar Of Destiny. It's a nice little bar run by THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE.

And to everybody who's actually bothered to read this, I apologize. All of this is the brain child of a brain fart.
Damn I'm gassy.

Stay Hip sex kittens.

Awesomest video

War Photographer Video

This is just an awesome video the way music links up with the animation just freaking awesome watch it, oh and don't forget vikings, ships, and freaking lazer shooting guitars and trumpets woo

"Norm" from cheers my personal hero and savoir

well seeing as this is my frist article in god knows how long, well seeing as after recently turning 19 and being sober oh enough to count on the one hand i feel it's time for another nugget of wisdom for all of you

this article is all about drunks, and the differnt types of them, now you may be saying but andrea there are only two kinds of drunks , the happy , and the angry, well you'd be right , but if you are a highly functioning retard like myslef , you can see thats just crazy talk. there are hundreds of types , it's only inevitable being as each takes to achol in different ways.

well lets being in this debachery of drunkeness

the"i love you man" drunk:

this drunk is easily noticable, it's the guy or girl who feels that this is their one and only chance to express their true feeling for you, if you are a guy like me getting this from guys is acceptable to a certain point, it also depends how the drunk says it, if it's repeated consantly even after you ackonledge it, then thats boder line homosexuality brewing, that guy doesn't love you as a friend but that guy fucking loves you , like if there was a process in which he could have your babies for you he'd be the frist in line at the medical clinic. See also the "Hug" drunk

The "ADHD kid on speed or maybe cocaine" drunk :

this drunk is the ultimate in annoying, this drunk has to always be moving, twtiching his leg, strubming his finger , swaying back and forth, this kid can not just sit still, whats even worst is that everytime you say something funny or geneious in your drunken haze , thats the end for this guy he suddley becomes so animated that bugs bunny would sue, he'll jump up and down repate what you said consantly . hit you with slaps on the bakc or arms anyhting to make hime seem more like a cartoon charcther then a normal drunk

The " Downer" drunk:

this drunk is drinking cause he feels he can drink his pain away, which is abosulty fine, as long as he isn't trying to bring everyone down in his drunk titatinc ship of sorrow along with him, you proably know who i am talking about, tell this guy any story or anything of rometoe intrest he takes this as his que to tell of his pathetic life, i'm talking every little saddening detail in his life, girlfriend dump him for another guy , no it doesn't end just there his dog died the same day , he got fired and all in the saem day as he found out he might have the clap(haha the clap) yes yes we all know lifes sucks but no one wants to know this as they are drinking trying to have a good time so drink on drunkie keep your sadness to yourself

The " quite loser" drunk :

who is this guy? nobodys knows but some say when he speaks satan cringes, this drunk likes to sit in a large group and never say anything, or even laugh, no not even a twitch or movement , no this drunk will sit there and stare at his drink as if he is looking into his own deep dark soul of quitness, why is he even ther you may ask yourslef at the party? is he drinking up all the booze while you are having fun talking and laughing? does he think if he stays quiet enough he might gain invisblity as an addinal booze super power? no one knows the answeres to these questions excpet the quiet loser but he's obviusly not talking

The "inpervise to pain" drunk:

no no he doesn't think he is superman , no he just thinks he is above pain of all forms. he is a human wall do anything to him he just satands as if nothing happened.

Screw this i'm out time for me drinking

It's a quiz just take it

01. Who are you, what's our relationship:
02. How and where did we meet:
03. What's my middle name:
04. How long have you known me:
05. Tell me one good thing about myself:
06. When you first saw me what was your impression:
07. My age:
08. Birthday:
09. My favorite band at the moment:
10. Colour eyes:
11. Do I have any siblings:
12. Have you ever had a crush on me:
13. What's one of my favorite things to do:
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you:
15. Describe me in 3 words:
16. Name 5 things I love:
17. Do you think I'm good looking(be honest):
18. How would you describe me to someone:
19. Would you ever date me:
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
21: What do you like most about me:
22: If we could spend a day together what would we do:
23: Have we ever gotten in a fight:
24: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years:
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it:
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I'll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything what would it be?
32. When's the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?
41. If you could change one thing about our relationship past present and future what would it be?

Andrea house of pets, pet pevees that is

1. people with incorrect spelling of normal names such as mark with a c or william with a q or kelly with a 4 and a %
2. kids with obesity problems
3. fat kids wearing those shoes with wheels in them, and then they wonder why they are fat and no you are not just big boned there is not such a thing
4. people who think comdey is using lines from movies
5. all things ending in q
6. the colour salmon, listen man it's pink and leave it at that, leave the fish out of your lifestyle
7. people who care about grammar and spelling
8. people repeating themsleves to prove a point, people repating themslesves twice to prove a point
9. the number 7, no you aren't lucky so screw you
10. pets with unorignal names like lucky, old yeller come on it could take only few more minutes and you could have great names such as visnhu the destoryer imagine yelling that out your backdoor for the neighbours to hear
11. nalgenes, don't know what those are well let me inform you those are those big ass water bottles people have you know the one tha can hold incosumable amounts of water, yeah listen asshole we all know you carry that around cause you like to think you expent that miuch water doing nothing but lets get realistic jackass you use about am much water as a titmouse(haha titmouse)
12. the letter x, lazy ass letter
13. vampires, werewolves are cool but screw a mythical creature afraid of garlic
14. cearal not meant to give me a sugar rush, count chocula you are a sugar pimp
15. people who don't listen to music with the volume turned up all the way
16. commercials that make no sense
17. the hands in my pocket song, you plauge the world you bastard
18. lists that end on even numbers

these are the things that piss me off if you happen to be on this said list congrats i hate you

Phrases Andrea Hates, Part IV: The Final Destination of Funny

No, this isnt the title of the greatest movie ever produced by man or otherwise. This is now the fourth and final addition of phrases that Andrea the Great hates, and therefore phrases I too must hate because of the blood bond we share. He's also pregnant with my child but don't ask how that works.
Now I know it kills you all that this series is coming to an end, but put away your hankies, as it's very difficult to read with a piece of cloth in your eyes, dumbasses.

"A man is only as good as his word."
-Now what the fuck does that mean? What exactly is a man's word. I know what my word is, and it's froogleshnuggy, which is awesome, so does that mean I'm awesome? Wait, I already am.

"The birds and the bees."
-Ummmmm, what about them? Is this like 21-Questions where you have to guess what it's trying to tell you? Hmmm, they both have wings? Okay, they can both fly? No huh? Ummm, okay, you got me, what's so special about the birds and the bees? OHHhh, ohhh gosh... ew.

"There's no business like show business."
- Should be more like no business like SNOW business, ah ha. Nuff said....... I'm really sorry, that was uncalled for.

"A dog's bark is worse than its bite."
- Really? How many of you have ever been hurt by a bark? HUH? HUH? I'll tell you what hurts more than its bite, it's when that cute puppy you picked up at the pound shares an intimate night with you, and when you wake up, that bitch is gone. You know you gave the pooch your number, but she never calls. All you have left of her is a couple of dog biscuits and urine on one of your bed-posts. THAT HURTS MORE THAN ITS BITE!

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
- This is news to me, as I never knew that Going was a noun, and that I've been using it improperly for years. And I never knew that Going was with Tough either, I guess they must be a couple now. Although I should've known that Going and Tough got together when they took my lunch money back in grammar school.

"You know what they say about a guy with big feet."
- No, I don't know. What do they say about guys with big feet? I know what they say, that they have to pay more to have shoes made for them cause they can never find their size, just like guys with small feet. Now someone finally knows my plight. Oh yeah and their cocks are HUGE. You know, big roosters. Damn perverts.

"A rolling stone gathers no moss."
- And my rolling fist gathers your face.

"Knock knock."
- Who's there?
Self-Esteem.
Self-Esteem who?
This is your Self-Esteem running away and eloping with Confidence and leaving you to rot.
... I'm so fat.

And thus concludes the amazing 4 part mini-series of phrases. We've had a good time, some people laughed, some people cried, but we all came out being better people than we ever were before. And the best part is, I still look better than you IN YOUR MOM, OHHHHHH snap.

Stay hip.